glitch-mob:

The amount of work put into a joke like this, is so incredibly admirable to me.

(via thatpunnyguy)

221b-sherlock:

Reblog and i’ll put your URL in a jar. Each day i’ll take one out and send the person a message. I’ll do everyone, no exceptions, even if it takes me 5 years. Here is the jar! :)image

(via cross-my-heart--hope-to-fly)

jaimestwistypenis:

i enjoy this thoroughly 

jaimestwistypenis:

i enjoy this thoroughly 

(Source: youknowineedyouso, via cross-my-heart--hope-to-fly)

 th3dalton:

nicestrokepam:

this is probably the most accurate commercial on tv right now.

My life perfectly right here.

This is literally what I did after two awesome shows being cancelled and having only 1 season on Netflix. and that would be why I am in the Doctor Who fandom because I fell in love with it.

(Source: amysucks, via cross-my-heart--hope-to-fly)

hastingspences:

Can we acknowledge what a badass this girl is? 
Not society’s ‘thin and pretty’ standards of beautiful and has had multiple lead roles. 
Beat Casey Wilson out for her role in Bachelorette
Was the first person to be cast in Pitch Perfect 
Has a law degree from the University of New South Wales 
Distant relative of Walt Disney 
Was an Australian Youth Ambassador set in Southern Africa 
Started acting when she caught malaria and had hallucinations about winning an Oscar. 

hastingspences:

Can we acknowledge what a badass this girl is? 

  • Not society’s ‘thin and pretty’ standards of beautiful and has had multiple lead roles. 
  • Beat Casey Wilson out for her role in Bachelorette
  • Was the first person to be cast in Pitch Perfect 
  • Has a law degree from the University of New South Wales 
  • Distant relative of Walt Disney 
  • Was an Australian Youth Ambassador set in Southern Africa 
  • Started acting when she caught malaria and had hallucinations about winning an Oscar. 

(Source: hastingspences, via cross-my-heart--hope-to-fly)

people-should-all-be-onions:

isthisjustphantasy:

fishtwigz:

I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO REACT TO THIS

i had to scroll all the way back to the top to reblog it..

the oNLY GOOD THING ABOUT THE NEW TUMBLR LAYOUT IS I DID NOT HAVE TO SCROLL RIGHT BACK TO THE TOP OF THIS POST TO REBLOG IT

(Source: iraffiruse, via cross-my-heart--hope-to-fly)

superpenguintyme:

wardingwatson:

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

umqraa:

ronweasley:

jamesandhisginger:

theghostfromhoneydukes:

robinwantstobeamoderndancer:

#look at neville’s face. #he’s trying so hard #to be all like, #”wow great singing! #nice job!” #because he’s a fucking #sweetheart like that #just such a goddamn nice guy.

it’s even better than that because he’s trying to protect trevor’s ears instead of his own XD I love you neville<3 

#and ron is so badass he doesn’t even need to cover his ears #he’s all like ya’ll mad? 

Ron is used to it because Percy loves to sing in the shower.

but omfg the knight in the background is all like wHO DARE COMES TO ATTACK ME

SIR CODAGAN TO THE RESCUE! If you don’t know who that is, I’d advise you read the books

Maybe it’s a trick of the eye but I would like to point out the two in the far right holding hands for brief second. 

superpenguintyme:

wardingwatson:

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

umqraa:

ronweasley:

jamesandhisginger:

theghostfromhoneydukes:

robinwantstobeamoderndancer:

#look at neville’s face. #he’s trying so hard #to be all like, #”wow great singing! #nice job!” #because he’s a fucking #sweetheart like that #just such a goddamn nice guy.

it’s even better than that because he’s trying to protect trevor’s ears instead of his own XD I love you neville<3 

#and ron is so badass he doesn’t even need to cover his ears #he’s all like ya’ll mad? 

Ron is used to it because Percy loves to sing in the shower.

but omfg the knight in the background is all like wHO DARE COMES TO ATTACK ME

SIR CODAGAN TO THE RESCUE! If you don’t know who that is, I’d advise you read the books

Maybe it’s a trick of the eye but I would like to point out the two in the far right holding hands for brief second. 

(Source: bloodtraitor, via cross-my-heart--hope-to-fly)

hugh-neutron:

hugh-neutron:

dont u wish your girlfriend was hot like me

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dont u wish your girlfriend was a freak like me

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dontchaaaaaaaaaaaa

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im going to go to a modelling agency and when they ask for my portfolio im just going to slam these pictures on the desk and leave

(via cross-my-heart--hope-to-fly)

hoursago:

katsallday:

hoursago:

guys
where the hell is clint


I had to do it.
I’m so sorry.

fffhhh aaaahhhh

hoursago:

katsallday:

hoursago:

guys

where the hell is clint

image

I had to do it.

I’m so sorry.

fffhhh aaaahhhh

(via cross-my-heart--hope-to-fly)

youllfindmewhenthepandoricaopens:

youllfindmewhenthepandoricaopens:

mY MATH TEACHER JUST PASSED ME ON THE SIDEWALK AND HE SAID TO ME COMPLETELY SERIOUS “I’m off to go! I’m off to go see the Wizard!” AND THEN HE FUCKING SKIPS AWAY 

I JUST GOT A CALL FROM THE SCHOOL SAYING THAT THE MATH TEST TOMORROW HAS BEEN CANCELED BECAUSE OUR TEACHER WON’T BE ATTENDING SCHOOL

(via cross-my-heart--hope-to-fly)

lordblackthorn:

marlybears:

doyouevenheilrapunzel:

modernvampies:

berry968:

Gentleman: Leonardo passed his umbrella to Elizabeth Debicki happy to stand in the rain as he protected her designer gown

He probably doesn’t care about the gown and is just being a nice dude

He’s probably doing it to get the academy to notice him and give him an Oscar

2 freaking people can fit under that umbrella. This is like Titanic all over again jesus christ.

You’d think he’d want to stay dry considering he’s died in the water twice already.

lordblackthorn:

marlybears:

doyouevenheilrapunzel:

modernvampies:

berry968:

Gentleman: Leonardo passed his umbrella to Elizabeth Debicki happy to stand in the rain as he protected her designer gown

He probably doesn’t care about the gown and is just being a nice dude

He’s probably doing it to get the academy to notice him and give him an Oscar

2 freaking people can fit under that umbrella. This is like Titanic all over again jesus christ.

You’d think he’d want to stay dry considering he’s died in the water twice already.

(via cross-my-heart--hope-to-fly)

jonnybuckland:

misocorny:

doctorplushrump:

arachnid-tea:

haave-you-met-ted:

ruckycharmconveniencestore:

jonnybuckland:

my mom came into my room and was all

hey I just downloaded Clocks by Coldplay, it sounds awesome

and this is what she downloaded…just listen to it

image

oh my fucking god

This is great!!

Dayum that’s classy

the song is now 100000x better

i only have followers bc of this 1 post

(via cross-my-heart--hope-to-fly)

just-exhale-love:

yesimbeyonce:

but wait there’s more..

image

i think the whole world is getting tired of him..

(Source: blameitonblake, via piercethesirensandmenatsix)

premiium:

cravings:

lightofhislifee:

forthosewhocravefashion:

head—creeps:

look and learn you tumblr fags.

^^ finally.

i love you

THIS OH MY GOD

there is a god. and his name is kurt cobain.

premiium:

cravings:

lightofhislifee:

forthosewhocravefashion:

head—creeps:

look and learn you tumblr fags.

^^ finally.

i love you

THIS OH MY GOD

there is a god. and his name is kurt cobain.

(Source: high-pr0file, via piercethesirensandmenatsix)

misandry-mermaid:

In case you dudes weren’t sure whether or not it’s easy for us to tell a guy no and have him respect our answer.

(Source: a-razorblades-kiss, via piercethesirensandmenatsix)