May 3, 2014
I was laying in bed when I thought of this, and practically threw myself across the room to a pen and some paper to write it down.
hes gonna shit himself so hard trying to flex
She warned him.
can i please check my e-meow?
someone just messaged me saying I look like the “I’m in me mums car” girl and I’m laughing so hard
You gotta leave bite marks on her booty cheeks so that she know who the booty belong to
satire is dead.
this is gospel for the fallen ones…
truly an icon to us all.
went grocery shopping
HE FUCKING LIVES IN THE DAMN WATER
Yet he clearly needs atmosphere to survive
What’s so wrong about this?
The only thing wrong with this is that you two are so impossibly cute its unfair. Also, I swear there are no straight couples this cute, I’m jealous!